English with Bottle and Mug

- Hey boo! What's cracking?
- Everything. I am badly out of shape.
- You're out of your mind is what you are! You look fine.
- But I don't feel fine. I've been running on empty.
- Ok, let's shake things up a little, shall we?
- I dunno. Shaking makes me dizzy.
- We should get you to the gym.
- How about you get me to some gin?
- I know a great workout routine, why don't we try it?
- Will it work?
- You bet your bottom!
- Even for me?
- Well, I'm a glass-full kind of mug, so… yeah, it will.
- What do we do?
- First, a little twist…
- Uh-huh…
- Then, a little bend… lower… lower
- Like that?
- Yes! Pour yourself into it!
- I feel lighter already!
- Then my job here is done. Bottoms up!