Highway To Hell

- For the hundredth time, Marion, we're not lost. Remember what the GPS lady said? “In 0.07 km, turn right.” So we're turning right.
- Uh-huh.
- So we're turning.
- And in 0.03 km, blow your brains out. Because that's what I'm about to do.
- Why do you always have to be so negative?
- Oh, I'm being negative, aren't I? Ok. The door-to-door distance from our home in Tucson to our destination point should have been 95 ⅔ miles. Roughly ¾ of the route should have lied through the desert. At an average speed of 65 miles per hour we should have arrived to our destination in 1 ⅙ hours.
- And 14.26 seconds.
- All right, Mr. Math Wizard. But we've been driving around for 3 ⅓ hours, and about ⅘ of this time we've been driving through the desert. So I'm going to ask you…
- For the 101th time…
- …are you sure we're not lost?
- Marion. I've been following GPS directions to a T. We'll get there. In 0.25 km we'll take a left turn and we'll reach our destination.
- If our destination is Mexico, then yes, we'll reach it all right.
- Wait. It's NOT our destination?! But you said you wanted to see a Mexican!
- I wanted to see “The Mexican”! This movie with Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts?
- Oh…